Man With His Remote

I have cable television supplied by a company called Cox.
200 or so channels I watch when I'm home non-stop.

However I have this issue, some call it a disorder,
Short attention span, oh look puppy, a glass of water,

Watching Hillbilly Handfishin' or some other show,
Go to commercial, and that's when my issues blow....

Click, click, click with the remote, change the channel,
Look there's a commercial for a shirt made of flannel,

Click, click, click with the remote, change the channel,
Look there's a TV show about really cute animals,

Now doctors and researchers say clickin's an issue,
That men do it for reasons, for what I cannot construe,

All I know is the television is full of mixed messages,
Politics, and comedy and reality show challenges,

Watching Hillbilly Handfishin' or some other show,
Go to commercial, and that's when my issues blow....

Click, click, click with the remote, change the channel,
Look there's a re-run of the NBC show Manimal,

Click, click, click with the remote, change the channel,
Look there's a TV show about A.D.D.