Tattooed Face

Driving home the long way on Highway 29,
Gold teeth gleaming in the sunshine,

Across the divided lines homey, I did spy,
The prettiest little thing driving right by,

She rode shotgun in a Ford Fiesta, maroon, the color,
The car shot out smoke, hence the real bad odor,

We stopped at a light and I checked her out,
Trying to see if she was hot, and what she was about,

Much to my surprise, I did see,
A frightening sight, not sure to please,

Hey there tattooed face,
What's going on?

Hey there tattoed face,
How'd you get those stars?

Hey there tattooed face,
I know what you might like,

Hey there tattooed face,
I think I'll like you from afar,

Wondering why you got that crap on your face,
Rainbows and stars are cool, in the sky, the proper place,

But on your face, girl, what the hell you thinkin'
Lucky Charms vomited on your face, you musta been drinkin',

If I could learn you something this is what I'd say,
If you're gonna tattoo your face, don't do it for play,

Put some thought into you what you're gonna do,
Because if you don't, some fool will write a song about you,

Hey there tattooed face,
What's going on?

Hey there tattoed face,
How'd you get those stars?

Hey there tattooed face,
I know what you might like,

Hey there tattooed face,
I think I'll like you from afar,