Second Song

It all started when my dog ran on your porch,
That's when I saw you and I started to the carry the torch.
I tried to thank you for all of your kindness,
But you said nope, heck no, don't wanna deal with that stress,

Soooo......that's whyy........

I can stalk you better, than any man has before
I will write you love notes, and leave them at your door

I can stalk you better, than any man has before,
I will buy you flowers, and leave them at your door,

I saw you at the grocery, buying some eggs and ham,
Rolled up on you shopping cart gleaming, pushed by my hand,
I said hi there Susie, don't you remember me,
And that's when you said, no, are you some kind of crazy?

Sooooo......that's whyyy......

I can stalk you better, than any man has before,
I will buy you yogurt, from that grocery store,

I can stalk you better, than any man has before,
I will hide in your bushes, staring at your window,

Now next thing that happened, much to my surprise,
I heard some police sirens, coming up my drive,

That's when the sheriff, yo, he rolled up on me,
Took his billy club and started whuppin' up on meeeee.......

Sooo.....that's why......

I won't stalk you better, than any man has before,
I won't write you love notes, and leave them at your door,

I won't stalk you better, than any man has before,
That's what I get for stalking.......the sheriff's daughter......