Pants

I need pants,
I don't need denim,

It's getting cold,
so I need to be in 'em,

Not khaki, slacks
or polyester,

Something nice,
so I will look fresher,

Than you,
I'm deeper than Freud,

I need pants that are
called corduroy,

They make noise,
when I walk,

Like my legs,
are starting to talk,

Conversing, with you girl,
about my pants,

Does this corduroy,
look good on my......